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ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): It doesn't take a genius, but a chile head, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on. After chugging down a bottle of hot sauce, especially this one, what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it's... |
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Camel Toe Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): a delicious chipotle, smoked mango sauce. No matter what you call it: snapper, bearded clam, cooter cleavage, the pink taco, or beavage, there is nothing that tastes or smells like a Camel Toe. Love at first sight. PS. You will always remember when you... |
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Fuel The Mule Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): Made extra-hot for your ass. In the desert, you can't get your mule to move unless you give it some fuel. When camping, don't set up camp down wind from your mule, even the rattlesnakes stay away. So please don't donkey around with this sauce becuase it... |
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Hot Ass Devil Juice (5oz./147ml) Ingredients: Aged red pepper, fresh carrots, habanero peppers, red wine vinegar (may contain sulfates), key lime juice, worcestershire, tomato juice, honey, clam juice, onions, garlic in water, spices, and tic gum. |
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Maui Pepper Apples Ass Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): Apples Ass is a rich and fruity tropical sauce with the alternating sweetness and fire of apple butter, mango, rum, and habanero peppers. This sauce adds zip and can dress up any dish with just a few shakes. Ingredients: Apple Butter, Water,... |
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Maui Pepper Mango Meltdown Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): Mango Meltdown combines the exotic flavors of fresh Mango and Habanero Peppers to produce a zesty sauce that brings the fiery excitement of the islands to your table. Ingredients: Vinegar, Mango, Sugar, Apple Juice, Honey, Habanero, Sea... |
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Maui Pepper Mango Xtreme Heat Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 150 ml): Maui Pepper Mango Meltdown Xtreme Heat Hot Sauce is a sweet and fiery tropical sauce which combines fresh sweet mango with extra hot habanero peppers. Splash some on your favorite foods to spice up each and every bite. Ingredients:... |
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Pittsburg Sucks Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 150 ml): Browns fans are #1 You know the Browns and Steelers have the best rivalry in all of football. As true Browns fans, we all know that Pittsburgh Sucks., and if this label offends anyone, you must be a Pipsqueek Squeeler. Ingredients: Aged Red Peppers,... |
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Rectum Ripper XXX 1/2 Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): The wrath of the Rectum Ripper - no matter how bad or good you think you are, everything you do after using Rectum Ripper will be half ass. So be careful using this very delicious, very hot, mustard and ginger sauce because the Rectum Ripper will... |
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Tahiti Joe's Ahi Of Kahuna XX Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): One day, while Tahiti Joe was cooling under a coconut palm, he heard voices in his head: his tastebuds were talking to him They wanted him to make a sauce so "hot" and flavorful, it would please any chilihead's addiction for heat, and the... |
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Tahiti Joe's Biker Bitch Hot and Wild Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): This sauce is made for all those biker babes out there. You know who you are, the one that does not take shit from anyone, but still likes to show off your classy ass and breasts to everyone. Biker Bitch Hot and Wild Hot Sauce is... |
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Tahiti Joe's Buttplug Relief Extra Hot Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): OK. So you're constipated, big deal. You don't want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says that you have too? Buttplug Relief hot sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millenium. If your Bowels are not... |
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Tahiti Joe's Gift Box (Four 5oz. bottles): Tahiti Joe's Polynesian Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): Ingredients: Aged Red Peppers, Vinegar, Honey, Clam Juice, Worcestershire, Concentrated Vegetable Juice, Salsa, Fresh Onions, Habanero Peppers, Jalapeno Peppers, Parmesan Cheese, Fresh Garlic in Water,... |
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Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): When Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr., said Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition. With that in mind (what's... |
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Tahiti Joe's Maui Pepper Mangonesian Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 150 ml): A beautiful array of exotic flavors that has never been done before, from mango, habanero, clam juice, apple juice and chipotle peppers. Wake Up. Smell and taste the difference. Ingredients: Vinegar, Aged Red Peppers, Mangos,... |
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Tahiti Joe's Maui Pepper Sunset Salsa Pineapple - Hot (12 FL.OZ. / 340 g): A delightful combination of sweet pineapple and tropical mango energized by an exotic blend of peppers and spices that make this salsa sunsational. Dip into this fat free salsa with chips. Combine with sour cream for a tasty... |
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Tahiti Joe's Maui Pepper Sunset Salsa Pineapple - Medium (12 FL.OZ. / 340 g): A delightful combination of sweet pineapple and tropical mango energized by an exotic blend of peppers and spices that make this salsa sunsational. Dip into this fat free salsa with chips. Combine with sour cream for a... |
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Tahiti Joe's Polynesian Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): This is the beginning saga of Tahiti Joe and his quest for the ultimate gourmet hot sauce. Tahiti Joe went exploring the South Seas for the spices, but was easily side tracked (don't tell his vahine.). Then after a few months, Tahiti Joe... |
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Tahiti Joe's Tahiti Aki Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): While Tahiti Joe was hanging ten in Japan (actually, he was just surfing the net), he realized that he could take Japan's famous teriyaki sauce and make it Tahiti Joe style for all Chileheads to crave and sweat for. That's hot Tahiti Joe... |
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Tahiti Joe's Tropi-Garlic Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): After inventing his delicious Polynesian Hot Sauce, Tahiti Joe wanted to make another goumet hot sauce that his vahine would enjoy. After a wild, passionate weekend in the islands with his vahine, he thought, "Yow." She's not only... |
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